a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on mars, while engulfed in flames…and in case you didn’t know, that’s pretty dang sweet.
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Posted on May 28 2012 at 06·45 PM / Permalink
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Sentencing Turner, Mrs Justice Dobbs said he had “bullied, harassed, threatened and assaulted” Emily to control her as his “trophy” girlfriend.
She said: “Emily was a lovely, kind, fun-loving girl who brought a ray of sunshine to those she touched.
“That light has been extinguished suddenly and needlessly by you.
“You told your parents you loved Emily - you really do not know the meaning of love.
“Loving someone is not telling them they are a whore, it is not trying to control them, it is not threatening them, it is not slagging them off to your friends.
“You did not love her, she was just a trophy.
“The relationship, if it can be called that, was all about you. It was about control: control you carried out using aggression and threats.
“You could not be seen to be dumped by her and be seen to look like an idiot to your friends.”
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Posted on May 28 2012 at 04·17 PM / Permalink
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(Source: eachlittlebirdhasasomeone, via starlessconstellations)
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Posted on May 27 2012 at 05·40 PM / Permalink
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Someone buy him for my birthday please. He smells of strawberries =)
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Posted on May 27 2012 at 05·39 PM / Permalink
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Posted on May 27 2012 at 04·42 PM / Permalink
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Tricked into caring YET again, actually mad
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Posted on May 26 2012 at 09·26 PM / Permalink
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(Source: runningmystride, via youmadelifebeautifulforme)
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Posted on May 26 2012 at 03·35 AM / Permalink
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Jennifairy
